IT'S GETTIN' A LITTLE MAGICAL UP IN HERE
did-you-kno:

Scottish beer company BrewDog sold a $765-per-bottle beer that is 55% alcohol and wrapped in taxidermied roadkill.  Source

Well, there’s Jessi’s Christmas present.

did-you-kno:

Scottish beer company BrewDog sold a $765-per-bottle beer that is 55% alcohol and wrapped in taxidermied roadkill. Source

Well, there’s Jessi’s Christmas present.

I made a monster box. It will eat your luggage.

So, my apologies.

I seem to always forget that you can send and receive messages on Tumblr. I’m sorry that I forget to check for those. I love you all! I promise I’m not ignoring you guys. T_T

ilovecharts:

Should You Trust That Doctor?

ilovecharts:

Should You Trust That Doctor?

l87art:

Does anyone else feel like cake should be a summer/winter thing, and pie is a spring/autumn thing?

Cake kind of has the year round advantage because birthdays and shit, I guess. I’ve never met someone that’s like “aww fuck cake I want some of that sweet sweet pie.”

I know a lot of people that…

You know, I make those stupid fucking cakes everyone smashes into their faces every weekend, and I agree with this totally. You people eat too much fucking cake. Stop asking me to write on a cake and decorate a cake and make fucking cakes shaped like fucking owls. One—no. Two—buy a fucking pie! Make my life easier! No one asks me to decorate a fucking pie like the Frozen movie. That shit would be ridiculous.

Learn about your seasonal fruits. Eat a fucking pie.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

Oh thank god, I knew there had to be some kind of mistake. 

midnightcrossing:

FOR SOME REASON THESE PICTURES WEREN’T WITH THE OTHERS I’M SORRY.

Anyway here’s an awesome Gamzee who was really nice, I can’t thank them enough and also this cute Dave with the most precious Casey.

Haha, how funny— I know that Gamzee. I’ll let ‘em know they’re internet famous now. 

doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)

bonus:

Now I know what every dog seeing its own puke thinks— “Gosh, that looks amazing, even though I have no idea what it is. I’m gonna try eating it very excitedly.” 
Seriously, wtf is this and when can I have it in my mouth.

Now I know what every dog seeing its own puke thinks— “Gosh, that looks amazing, even though I have no idea what it is. I’m gonna try eating it very excitedly.” 

Seriously, wtf is this and when can I have it in my mouth.

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

HOLY SHIT i WANT TO BE THIS FOR HALLOWEEN

pirate-cove-foxy:

kristincognito:

toastydoodles:

How to fix all problems in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Either that or, y’know, quitting after the first night!

(No, Pirate Cove guy, you don’t get anything. >:C)

I HAVE MADE THIS POINT EVERY DAMN TIME

Well damn, he got us. Wait aye want a large soda too! 

allwhowaitbeyondthewall:

Was talking with a friend while drawing that last naga picture and I did realize everyone and their damn grandmother does naga anatomy differently. SOO here’s a basic summary of how Alra’s anatomy works.Step I: MouthYeah I get asked how my elvish naga do vore all the god damn time, and to answer that question: just like snakes do. Alra can very easily unhinge his jaw and stretch his mouth wide to accommodate objects larger than his head. The flesh on his cheeks is extremely stretchable, enough that he’d probably be really good at doing that marshmallow challenge. He has no chewing teeth, just sharp teeth to hold prey in place - he has no venom, being a constrictor though there’s the rare individual of his kind that has venom to go along with that. Step II: OrgansAlright, I’m going to level with the lot of you - I have a certain pet peeve with how the snake half of a naga is utilized, sometimes changes make sense, sometimes I just have to wonder if there is /anything/ in that half at all with some designs. Alra has two sets of lungs and two hearts - he’s a biiig boy, and pumping all that blood and oxidizing it would be really heart with just one set. Moreover that stomach in his upper half? No digestive properties, in fact the upper set of lungs actually gives that stomach some air depending on what he keeps in it. The stomach in the tail is where all the magic happens. Also adding to how the vore factor works, Alra is fucking /huge/. Most people would only be as tall as his elf-half’s torso. Keep in mind that the full snake-naga that run him as a breeding business are even BIGGER than that. Naturally however some of his kind will be smaller than him, some a little bigger, comes with how they’re bred.Also, none of this “back butt” going on here - Alra gets rid of his waste just like normal, through a vent on the end of his tail. If you wanna do him in the A, gonna have to go for that. Step III: Junk and GenderAlra’s sexual organs are at his front below his human half, he’s technically /both/ genders. (This trait just so he can breed with virtually any set of full-snake naga. Also makes breeding his kind for pretty colors rather easy. Either way he could just as easily identify as a female or male - but he does strictly male. None of this “herm” or “xyr” or any of that unless you’re keen on pissing him off.) Other things related to this: NO BOOBS. No nipples. None of dat shit. One, because I hate em’, and two because I don’t see the point of it with his setup. As for other things here’s a short list:- Alra’s kind are bred for different colors, he is ice-white, no patterns, no color changes in him. This doesn’t make him “albino” but it does make him extremely valuable. Naga in his world are alll about being born “pretty”, think in the same vein how buying a normal ball python vs. buying a morph is here in the real world. Even being the bottom bitch he is Alra’s got desirable colors, which means he’s treated a bit better.- Alra can very easily breed with full-snake naga (if you’re wondering what I mean by that, its literally anthro naga, snake with arms and torso and all dat shit) and is often forced to do so in the hopes offspring he makes will also be full snake, if they aren’t the babies are usually thrown out when hatched if they aren’t a pretty color. Because they get taken away so damn quick he has zero attachment to any eggs he’s forced to make. Side note on this one: full-snake eggs are goddamn HUGE and goddamn HEAVY, so they’re easy to pick out - nooot so fun for Alra to carry around, however. - In the pecking order of things in Alra’s universe it usually goes like this: Full Snake Naga = Reptilian Anthro > Other anthro > Alra > humans/elves. etc. This isn’t true for EVERYWHERE on his planet, some places have elven or human kingdoms just fine, some places have mammal anthros in full control and all that. But noobody really likes each other. Not really.- How did such a cross-breed freakshow happen? Well, thusfar most of how the hell it happened is lots of legends and myths and what-have-yous. Some suggest that the gods gave elves a new step in their evolution, which made them part snake, and then gave the best people among THOSE elves a “pristine” form which was full snake with none of this mammal business in the way. However other civilizations treat the cross as some sort of curse on a full-snake naga for trying to mate with an elf etc etc. Nobody’s really sure how the hell that happened. AAAND that’s my word vomit for today, enjoy and feel free to throw me any questions if you somehow read all this shit.

This is awesome information and an awesome character. 8D Do you RP with him?

allwhowaitbeyondthewall:

Was talking with a friend while drawing that last naga picture and I did realize everyone and their damn grandmother does naga anatomy differently. SOO here’s a basic summary of how Alra’s anatomy works.

Step I: Mouth

Yeah I get asked how my elvish naga do vore all the god damn time, and to answer that question: just like snakes do. Alra can very easily unhinge his jaw and stretch his mouth wide to accommodate objects larger than his head. The flesh on his cheeks is extremely stretchable, enough that he’d probably be really good at doing that marshmallow challenge. He has no chewing teeth, just sharp teeth to hold prey in place - he has no venom, being a constrictor though there’s the rare individual of his kind that has venom to go along with that. 

Step II: Organs

Alright, I’m going to level with the lot of you - I have a certain pet peeve with how the snake half of a naga is utilized, sometimes changes make sense, sometimes I just have to wonder if there is /anything/ in that half at all with some designs. Alra has two sets of lungs and two hearts - he’s a biiig boy, and pumping all that blood and oxidizing it would be really heart with just one set. Moreover that stomach in his upper half? No digestive properties, in fact the upper set of lungs actually gives that stomach some air depending on what he keeps in it. The stomach in the tail is where all the magic happens. 

Also adding to how the vore factor works, Alra is fucking /huge/. Most people would only be as tall as his elf-half’s torso. Keep in mind that the full snake-naga that run him as a breeding business are even BIGGER than that. Naturally however some of his kind will be smaller than him, some a little bigger, comes with how they’re bred.

Also, none of this “back butt” going on here - Alra gets rid of his waste just like normal, through a vent on the end of his tail. If you wanna do him in the A, gonna have to go for that. 

Step III: Junk and Gender

Alra’s sexual organs are at his front below his human half, he’s technically /both/ genders. (This trait just so he can breed with virtually any set of full-snake naga. Also makes breeding his kind for pretty colors rather easy. Either way he could just as easily identify as a female or male - but he does strictly male. None of this “herm” or “xyr” or any of that unless you’re keen on pissing him off.) Other things related to this: NO BOOBS. No nipples. None of dat shit. One, because I hate em’, and two because I don’t see the point of it with his setup. 

As for other things here’s a short list:

- Alra’s kind are bred for different colors, he is ice-white, no patterns, no color changes in him. This doesn’t make him “albino” but it does make him extremely valuable. Naga in his world are alll about being born “pretty”, think in the same vein how buying a normal ball python vs. buying a morph is here in the real world. Even being the bottom bitch he is Alra’s got desirable colors, which means he’s treated a bit better.

- Alra can very easily breed with full-snake naga (if you’re wondering what I mean by that, its literally anthro naga, snake with arms and torso and all dat shit) and is often forced to do so in the hopes offspring he makes will also be full snake, if they aren’t the babies are usually thrown out when hatched if they aren’t a pretty color. Because they get taken away so damn quick he has zero attachment to any eggs he’s forced to make. Side note on this one: full-snake eggs are goddamn HUGE and goddamn HEAVY, so they’re easy to pick out - nooot so fun for Alra to carry around, however. 

- In the pecking order of things in Alra’s universe it usually goes like this: Full Snake Naga = Reptilian Anthro > Other anthro > Alra > humans/elves. etc. This isn’t true for EVERYWHERE on his planet, some places have elven or human kingdoms just fine, some places have mammal anthros in full control and all that. But noobody really likes each other. Not really.

- How did such a cross-breed freakshow happen? Well, thusfar most of how the hell it happened is lots of legends and myths and what-have-yous. Some suggest that the gods gave elves a new step in their evolution, which made them part snake, and then gave the best people among THOSE elves a “pristine” form which was full snake with none of this mammal business in the way. However other civilizations treat the cross as some sort of curse on a full-snake naga for trying to mate with an elf etc etc. Nobody’s really sure how the hell that happened. 

AAAND that’s my word vomit for today, enjoy and feel free to throw me any questions if you somehow read all this shit.

This is awesome information and an awesome character. 8D Do you RP with him?

burningmanproblems:

Thanks wonderhussy for the submission! I like it. 

Actually, gotta stand up for my neighbor Flatmo on this one— this is actually what he drives in Default World.

So yeah. Take that. 

burningmanproblems:

Thanks wonderhussy for the submission! I like it. 

Actually, gotta stand up for my neighbor Flatmo on this one— this is actually what he drives in Default World.

So yeah. Take that. 

breathyfreshmintbk2:

On Tuesday, August 12th, my Grandmother passed away. 

Stella Grace Woods was finally freed from her ongoing battle with a stomach anyuerism, heart disease and pulmonary disease.

While her heart was sick physically, not once did it make her unkind. She was always known for her kindness, generosity and putting her loved ones first. 

But, she also wasnt afraid to speak her mind, kick ass and take names. 


I only hope that, as I stumble through my early adulthood, I inherit her strength. 

Grammy never really had much to begin with, but was always quick to give it away to others. And now with her gone and funeral costs looming over the family, I’m hoping to do my part. 

I’ve opened up for art commissions as well as a gofundme to help my grammy get the funeral she wanted.  She had a few requests — A white casket, lots of roses and white flowers and Clothes fitting to see the Lord in. And I want to help any way I can. 

If you can spare anything to help with the cause, I would appreciate it. But, even if you cant, reblog this. Spread the word. Let people know what I’m trying to do . It would help me out so much. 

Thank you for all who have given me good juju and kind words . its is hard without her here, but I know that I will see her again. 

Art Commissionshttp://alachatte.tumblr.com/post/94584171133

Grammy’s Funeral Relief: http://www.gofundme.com/cy7rz8

*heart*

taencat:

charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:





WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!



Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi


Omg this is fantastic!

Hey. *wink* What’s goin’on…?

taencat:

charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!

image

Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

Omg this is fantastic!

Hey. *wink* What’s goin’on…?