IT'S GETTIN' A LITTLE MAGICAL UP IN HERE
allwhowaitbeyondthewall:

Was talking with a friend while drawing that last naga picture and I did realize everyone and their damn grandmother does naga anatomy differently. SOO here’s a basic summary of how Alra’s anatomy works.Step I: MouthYeah I get asked how my elvish naga do vore all the god damn time, and to answer that question: just like snakes do. Alra can very easily unhinge his jaw and stretch his mouth wide to accommodate objects larger than his head. The flesh on his cheeks is extremely stretchable, enough that he’d probably be really good at doing that marshmallow challenge. He has no chewing teeth, just sharp teeth to hold prey in place - he has no venom, being a constrictor though there’s the rare individual of his kind that has venom to go along with that. Step II: OrgansAlright, I’m going to level with the lot of you - I have a certain pet peeve with how the snake half of a naga is utilized, sometimes changes make sense, sometimes I just have to wonder if there is /anything/ in that half at all with some designs. Alra has two sets of lungs and two hearts - he’s a biiig boy, and pumping all that blood and oxidizing it would be really heart with just one set. Moreover that stomach in his upper half? No digestive properties, in fact the upper set of lungs actually gives that stomach some air depending on what he keeps in it. The stomach in the tail is where all the magic happens. Also adding to how the vore factor works, Alra is fucking /huge/. Most people would only be as tall as his elf-half’s torso. Keep in mind that the full snake-naga that run him as a breeding business are even BIGGER than that. Naturally however some of his kind will be smaller than him, some a little bigger, comes with how they’re bred.Also, none of this “back butt” going on here - Alra gets rid of his waste just like normal, through a vent on the end of his tail. If you wanna do him in the A, gonna have to go for that. Step III: Junk and GenderAlra’s sexual organs are at his front below his human half, he’s technically /both/ genders. (This trait just so he can breed with virtually any set of full-snake naga. Also makes breeding his kind for pretty colors rather easy. Either way he could just as easily identify as a female or male - but he does strictly male. None of this “herm” or “xyr” or any of that unless you’re keen on pissing him off.) Other things related to this: NO BOOBS. No nipples. None of dat shit. One, because I hate em’, and two because I don’t see the point of it with his setup. As for other things here’s a short list:- Alra’s kind are bred for different colors, he is ice-white, no patterns, no color changes in him. This doesn’t make him “albino” but it does make him extremely valuable. Naga in his world are alll about being born “pretty”, think in the same vein how buying a normal ball python vs. buying a morph is here in the real world. Even being the bottom bitch he is Alra’s got desirable colors, which means he’s treated a bit better.- Alra can very easily breed with full-snake naga (if you’re wondering what I mean by that, its literally anthro naga, snake with arms and torso and all dat shit) and is often forced to do so in the hopes offspring he makes will also be full snake, if they aren’t the babies are usually thrown out when hatched if they aren’t a pretty color. Because they get taken away so damn quick he has zero attachment to any eggs he’s forced to make. Side note on this one: full-snake eggs are goddamn HUGE and goddamn HEAVY, so they’re easy to pick out - nooot so fun for Alra to carry around, however. - In the pecking order of things in Alra’s universe it usually goes like this: Full Snake Naga = Reptilian Anthro > Other anthro > Alra > humans/elves. etc. This isn’t true for EVERYWHERE on his planet, some places have elven or human kingdoms just fine, some places have mammal anthros in full control and all that. But noobody really likes each other. Not really.- How did such a cross-breed freakshow happen? Well, thusfar most of how the hell it happened is lots of legends and myths and what-have-yous. Some suggest that the gods gave elves a new step in their evolution, which made them part snake, and then gave the best people among THOSE elves a “pristine” form which was full snake with none of this mammal business in the way. However other civilizations treat the cross as some sort of curse on a full-snake naga for trying to mate with an elf etc etc. Nobody’s really sure how the hell that happened. AAAND that’s my word vomit for today, enjoy and feel free to throw me any questions if you somehow read all this shit.

This is awesome information and an awesome character. 8D Do you RP with him?

allwhowaitbeyondthewall:

Was talking with a friend while drawing that last naga picture and I did realize everyone and their damn grandmother does naga anatomy differently. SOO here’s a basic summary of how Alra’s anatomy works.

Step I: Mouth

Yeah I get asked how my elvish naga do vore all the god damn time, and to answer that question: just like snakes do. Alra can very easily unhinge his jaw and stretch his mouth wide to accommodate objects larger than his head. The flesh on his cheeks is extremely stretchable, enough that he’d probably be really good at doing that marshmallow challenge. He has no chewing teeth, just sharp teeth to hold prey in place - he has no venom, being a constrictor though there’s the rare individual of his kind that has venom to go along with that. 

Step II: Organs

Alright, I’m going to level with the lot of you - I have a certain pet peeve with how the snake half of a naga is utilized, sometimes changes make sense, sometimes I just have to wonder if there is /anything/ in that half at all with some designs. Alra has two sets of lungs and two hearts - he’s a biiig boy, and pumping all that blood and oxidizing it would be really heart with just one set. Moreover that stomach in his upper half? No digestive properties, in fact the upper set of lungs actually gives that stomach some air depending on what he keeps in it. The stomach in the tail is where all the magic happens. 

Also adding to how the vore factor works, Alra is fucking /huge/. Most people would only be as tall as his elf-half’s torso. Keep in mind that the full snake-naga that run him as a breeding business are even BIGGER than that. Naturally however some of his kind will be smaller than him, some a little bigger, comes with how they’re bred.

Also, none of this “back butt” going on here - Alra gets rid of his waste just like normal, through a vent on the end of his tail. If you wanna do him in the A, gonna have to go for that. 

Step III: Junk and Gender

Alra’s sexual organs are at his front below his human half, he’s technically /both/ genders. (This trait just so he can breed with virtually any set of full-snake naga. Also makes breeding his kind for pretty colors rather easy. Either way he could just as easily identify as a female or male - but he does strictly male. None of this “herm” or “xyr” or any of that unless you’re keen on pissing him off.) Other things related to this: NO BOOBS. No nipples. None of dat shit. One, because I hate em’, and two because I don’t see the point of it with his setup. 

As for other things here’s a short list:

- Alra’s kind are bred for different colors, he is ice-white, no patterns, no color changes in him. This doesn’t make him “albino” but it does make him extremely valuable. Naga in his world are alll about being born “pretty”, think in the same vein how buying a normal ball python vs. buying a morph is here in the real world. Even being the bottom bitch he is Alra’s got desirable colors, which means he’s treated a bit better.

- Alra can very easily breed with full-snake naga (if you’re wondering what I mean by that, its literally anthro naga, snake with arms and torso and all dat shit) and is often forced to do so in the hopes offspring he makes will also be full snake, if they aren’t the babies are usually thrown out when hatched if they aren’t a pretty color. Because they get taken away so damn quick he has zero attachment to any eggs he’s forced to make. Side note on this one: full-snake eggs are goddamn HUGE and goddamn HEAVY, so they’re easy to pick out - nooot so fun for Alra to carry around, however. 

- In the pecking order of things in Alra’s universe it usually goes like this: Full Snake Naga = Reptilian Anthro > Other anthro > Alra > humans/elves. etc. This isn’t true for EVERYWHERE on his planet, some places have elven or human kingdoms just fine, some places have mammal anthros in full control and all that. But noobody really likes each other. Not really.

- How did such a cross-breed freakshow happen? Well, thusfar most of how the hell it happened is lots of legends and myths and what-have-yous. Some suggest that the gods gave elves a new step in their evolution, which made them part snake, and then gave the best people among THOSE elves a “pristine” form which was full snake with none of this mammal business in the way. However other civilizations treat the cross as some sort of curse on a full-snake naga for trying to mate with an elf etc etc. Nobody’s really sure how the hell that happened. 

AAAND that’s my word vomit for today, enjoy and feel free to throw me any questions if you somehow read all this shit.

This is awesome information and an awesome character. 8D Do you RP with him?

burningmanproblems:

Thanks wonderhussy for the submission! I like it. 

Actually, gotta stand up for my neighbor Flatmo on this one— this is actually what he drives in Default World.

So yeah. Take that. 

burningmanproblems:

Thanks wonderhussy for the submission! I like it. 

Actually, gotta stand up for my neighbor Flatmo on this one— this is actually what he drives in Default World.

So yeah. Take that. 

breathyfreshmintbk2:

On Tuesday, August 12th, my Grandmother passed away. 

Stella Grace Woods was finally freed from her ongoing battle with a stomach anyuerism, heart disease and pulmonary disease.

While her heart was sick physically, not once did it make her unkind. She was always known for her kindness, generosity and putting her loved ones first. 

But, she also wasnt afraid to speak her mind, kick ass and take names. 


I only hope that, as I stumble through my early adulthood, I inherit her strength. 

Grammy never really had much to begin with, but was always quick to give it away to others. And now with her gone and funeral costs looming over the family, I’m hoping to do my part. 

I’ve opened up for art commissions as well as a gofundme to help my grammy get the funeral she wanted.  She had a few requests — A white casket, lots of roses and white flowers and Clothes fitting to see the Lord in. And I want to help any way I can. 

If you can spare anything to help with the cause, I would appreciate it. But, even if you cant, reblog this. Spread the word. Let people know what I’m trying to do . It would help me out so much. 

Thank you for all who have given me good juju and kind words . its is hard without her here, but I know that I will see her again. 

Art Commissionshttp://alachatte.tumblr.com/post/94584171133

Grammy’s Funeral Relief: http://www.gofundme.com/cy7rz8

*heart*

taencat:

charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:





WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!



Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi


Omg this is fantastic!

Hey. *wink* What’s goin’on…?

taencat:

charmedsevenfold:

snoozlebee:

lepetitdragon:

tenaciousbee:

destroyer:

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!

image

Everyone else can go home

OMFG

omg lol

best cosplay of all time

I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.

warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash

can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi

Omg this is fantastic!

Hey. *wink* What’s goin’on…?

pardon-my-tits:

butnobodyknowsme:

Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 

Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

Reblogging because I’m a cake decorator in a national grocery chain and I also get treated like shit. Let’s just stop treating other people like shit, mmkay?

urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

Haha, I lost a contact at work last week and the ‘little blur’ I had to deal with made it illegal for me to drive home, which I did anyway. News flash— corrective contacts can actually let legally blind people see!….right before they fall out and make them blind again.

stillupsetoverlegacy:

wedontgivethatup:

say those three words and im yours

Would you kindly?

Love your butt.

theawesomeadventurer:

so me and my uncle were on a road trip last week and we drove past this pretty mural (i suck at panoramas okay)

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and later on I started looking at it and noticed something vaguely familiar so i asked my uncle to drive closer to it and

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LIKE BRUH ARE YOU…

I drive past this thing every goddamned week and I never saw that. XD

bessibels:

neverbat:

mylittledraenei:

blue-author:

addictinginfo:

Minimum wage should be linked to the poverty level. 

This is basic economic fact.
A business that claims it can’t afford to pay a living wage to its workers is admitting that by definition it fails to meet its basic operating expenses. That major multinational corporations can be “successful” while failing to meet a basic operating expense is only possible because We The People pick up their greedy/lazy slack through taxes and charity. 
And yet somehow it’s everybody else who’s a moocher and a looter…
And this corrosive greed is a big part of what’s slowly poisoning the U.S. economy. Money being hoarded at the top and put in “safe” investments and bank accounts is money that does nothing for no one. It’s just an elaborate means of keeping score. Money put into the hands of the workers does what money is meant to do: it circulates. It gets spent. The same dollar will go through dozens of sets of hands, touching dozens of lives, feeding dozens of people and sparking profits for dozens of businesses. The same dollar, in the hands of the rich, will generally do… nothing. It won’t create jobs. It won’t fund innovations. It won’t start businesses.
Less than 1% of corporate revenues become wages for workers. Less than 3% of the wealthy are actually entrepreneurs (people who risk their money on business ventures that create jobs). 
But 100% of the working class spends their money. That money creates jobs. That money fuels innovations. That money becomes profits. That money keeps the economy ticking.
We have been lied to about who are the parasites and who are the drivers of the economy. We have largely accepted a view of money as a means of keeping score and the economy as something that must have winners and losers, rather than money being a proxy for barter and an economy being a way to divide the labor of society and distribute the load of living

#poverty #classism

"A business that claims it can’t afford to pay a living wage to its workers is admitting that by definition it fails to meet its basic operating expenses."

"Less than 1% of corporate revenues become wages for the workers."

bessibels:

neverbat:

mylittledraenei:

blue-author:

addictinginfo:

Minimum wage should be linked to the poverty level. 

This is basic economic fact.

A business that claims it can’t afford to pay a living wage to its workers is admitting that by definition it fails to meet its basic operating expenses. That major multinational corporations can be “successful” while failing to meet a basic operating expense is only possible because We The People pick up their greedy/lazy slack through taxes and charity. 

And yet somehow it’s everybody else who’s a moocher and a looter…

And this corrosive greed is a big part of what’s slowly poisoning the U.S. economy. Money being hoarded at the top and put in “safe” investments and bank accounts is money that does nothing for no one. It’s just an elaborate means of keeping score. Money put into the hands of the workers does what money is meant to do: it circulates. It gets spent. The same dollar will go through dozens of sets of hands, touching dozens of lives, feeding dozens of people and sparking profits for dozens of businesses. The same dollar, in the hands of the rich, will generally do… nothing. It won’t create jobs. It won’t fund innovations. It won’t start businesses.

Less than 1% of corporate revenues become wages for workers. Less than 3% of the wealthy are actually entrepreneurs (people who risk their money on business ventures that create jobs). 

But 100% of the working class spends their money. That money creates jobs. That money fuels innovations. That money becomes profits. That money keeps the economy ticking.

We have been lied to about who are the parasites and who are the drivers of the economy. We have largely accepted a view of money as a means of keeping score and the economy as something that must have winners and losers, rather than money being a proxy for barter and an economy being a way to divide the labor of society and distribute the load of living

#poverty #classism

"A business that claims it can’t afford to pay a living wage to its workers is admitting that by definition it fails to meet its basic operating expenses."

"Less than 1% of corporate revenues become wages for the workers."

Ha, I live across the street from the purple house on top. I WISH my Victorian was that well upkept.

taencat:

because-b:

orleos:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

werebottom:

Um…..

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I’m…at a loss for words

Hey Charlie! I think I found a thing to watch if you decide to do another porn ‘n chicken night type thing!

I know I should appreciate this, but how can anyone respect a Dothraki with hair that short? XD

infrastructure-will-collapse:

assortedcolouredsweets:

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

this was a triumph.

I’m making a note here, huge success

infrastructure-will-collapse:

assortedcolouredsweets:

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

this was a triumph.

I’m making a note here, huge success

achievementhugger:

thebabbagepatch:

ilacktact:

mycosmicreality:

adeyami:

US students will be able to shield themselves during school shootings with the latest in body armour, the Bodyguard Blanket
http://goo.gl/WwvECT
Are fucking kidding me? I have been sitting at home and constantly watching the news after the events of yesterday. For those of you who are wondering, I am a junior at REYNOLDS HIGH SCHOOL! I was there when the shooter kept running in the halls trying to open the doors and get in. I was there in the dark praying and crying while my librarian kept saying ” they’ll have to kill me before they touch my kids” I have known her for three years, her determination to keep us safe broke her heart. Seeing this, that little children need protection in school. Are we sending kids to a battlefield? I have three little brothers ranging from 5-10, and still people have the nerve to speak about the second amendment? Really? I can’t even type anymore. I’m so disgusted and frustrated. When will you realize that it’s important to have gun control? When a shooter is pointing a gun at your child? Is that when you’ll realize that guns aren’t something to be kept around. People say it’s a free country but honesty, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country.

Show me ONE instance where gun control and gun free zones prevented school shootings.



Let me tell you guys a story. In 1996, in a little town in Australia called Port Arthur, a gunman killed 35 and injured 23. This place was a tourist attraction, with plenty of visitors and locals going about their business. 35 people died.That’s 35 marriages, anniversaries, birthdays or uni degrees. 35 people left Port Arthur in body bags.At the time, we had a pretty conservative government, and the Prime Minister at the time (in hindsight) was kind of a dick. But within two weeks of the shooting, Howard instituted a massive reform and buyback of all firearms. 
But it must be a statistical flaw, you say, there weren’t that many massacres before 1996, right? No, WRONG. In the eighteen years leading up to Port Arthur, there had been 13 mass shootings. 
But April, you ask, this couldn’t possibly have worked could it? Wouldn’t it only have reduced the mass shootings? WRONG.Since 1996, there have been ZERO mass shootings. That’s right, ZERO. FUCKING ZILCH. There have been scattered homicides, however:
How many schools have been raided and children murdered? NONE.How many film buffs have been murdered in their seats? NONE.How many innocent lives have been lost to the barrel of a gun? NONE.
On top of this, homicides involving the use of guns, and youth suicide involving the use of guns has declined dramatically, by up to 60%
Australia, however much the environment tries to kill you, is a safe haven, and you can walk the streets with 99% assurance that you won’t fall victim to a drive by shooting.
Your move, America.


'…okay, show me TWO instances', you can hear them thinking.

achievementhugger:

thebabbagepatch:

ilacktact:

mycosmicreality:

adeyami:

US students will be able to shield themselves during school shootings with the latest in body armour, the Bodyguard Blanket

http://goo.gl/WwvECT

Are fucking kidding me? I have been sitting at home and constantly watching the news after the events of yesterday. For those of you who are wondering, I am a junior at REYNOLDS HIGH SCHOOL! I was there when the shooter kept running in the halls trying to open the doors and get in. I was there in the dark praying and crying while my librarian kept saying ” they’ll have to kill me before they touch my kids” I have known her for three years, her determination to keep us safe broke her heart. Seeing this, that little children need protection in school. Are we sending kids to a battlefield? I have three little brothers ranging from 5-10, and still people have the nerve to speak about the second amendment? Really? I can’t even type anymore. I’m so disgusted and frustrated. When will you realize that it’s important to have gun control? When a shooter is pointing a gun at your child? Is that when you’ll realize that guns aren’t something to be kept around. People say it’s a free country but honesty, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country.

Show me ONE instance where gun control and gun free zones prevented school shootings.

image

Let me tell you guys a story.
In 1996, in a little town in Australia called Port Arthur, a gunman killed 35 and injured 23. This place was a tourist attraction, with plenty of visitors and locals going about their business. 
35 people died.That’s 35 marriages, anniversaries, birthdays or uni degrees. 35 people left Port Arthur in body bags.
At the time, we had a pretty conservative government, and the Prime Minister at the time (in hindsight) was kind of a dick. But within two weeks of the shooting, Howard instituted a massive reform and buyback of all firearms. 

But it must be a statistical flaw, you say, there weren’t that many massacres before 1996, right? No, WRONG. 
In the eighteen years leading up to Port Arthur, there had been 13 mass shootings. 

But April, you ask, this couldn’t possibly have worked could it? Wouldn’t it only have reduced the mass shootings? WRONG.
Since 1996, there have been ZERO mass shootings. That’s right, ZERO. FUCKING ZILCH. There have been scattered homicides, however:

How many schools have been raided and children murdered? NONE.
How many film buffs have been murdered in their seats? NONE.
How many innocent lives have been lost to the barrel of a gun? NONE.

On top of this, homicides involving the use of guns, and youth suicide involving the use of guns has declined dramatically, by up to 60%

Australia, however much the environment tries to kill you, is a safe haven, and you can walk the streets with 99% assurance that you won’t fall victim to a drive by shooting.

Your move, America.

'…okay, show me TWO instances', you can hear them thinking.

Feeling pretty much like a wizard for this cake. Carved watermelon iced with freshly whipped cream and topped with piles of berries, yum!

Feeling pretty much like a wizard for this cake. Carved watermelon iced with freshly whipped cream and topped with piles of berries, yum!

iwasmadetobefrosted:

Edible fondant Toothless sculptures atop cupcakes for Dreamworks’ How To Train Your Dragon 2, by Fernanda Abarca Cakes.  See more amazing works of edible art on the FAC Facebook page {X}

iwasmadetobefrosted:

Edible fondant Toothless sculptures atop cupcakes for Dreamworks’ How To Train Your Dragon 2, by Fernanda Abarca Cakes.  See more amazing works of edible art on the FAC Facebook page {X}