ADVENTURE TIME
Painting my TARDIS! This baby is gonna be my Time And Relative Dimension In Space device on the playa…. Time And Relative Dimension On Playa? TARDOP? Somehow that sounds so much dopier than ‘TARDIS’…. In any case, wiring the console is ready to go, and have begun assembly of the Time Vortex core— in a miniaturized form, of course.

Painting my TARDIS! This baby is gonna be my Time And Relative Dimension In Space device on the playa…. Time And Relative Dimension On Playa? TARDOP? Somehow that sounds so much dopier than ‘TARDIS’…. In any case, wiring the console is ready to go, and have begun assembly of the Time Vortex core— in a miniaturized form, of course.

handgrenade2:

beau-friend:

queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones

everything i never knew i needed

Would not wear. =\

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

I would try this, but then she would stare and ask me why I was in the women’s restroom.

gnomees:

I decided to make fancy breakfast this morning. Cinnamon rolls, bacon, scrambled eggs, bellinis. So I had to go to the store. I waltzed out into a gorgeously brilliant spring morning, humming something random under my breath. There’s a long cross-street, usually empty, that curves in front of our…

Not only are you strong and brave, you are supremely graceful. I would have used my strong fat thighs to kick the fuck out of his fender, which is really not a winning situation.

hobbitdragon:

artsyunpretentious:

filharmagic:

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

whoa

THIS VIDEO IS A THING OF BEAUTY <3

Welcome to Oobleck. I wish all forty thousand of you likers and rebloggers had gone to my summer program so that I could have introduced you to this as children.

Water aerobics only LOOKS like fun and games with pool noodles. 

Water aerobics only LOOKS like fun and games with pool noodles. 

I may or may not have a boot fetish. And also perhaps one for the act of boot blacking. Even more satisfying is that some of these are work boots&#8212; I was in the garden today raking and shoveling dirt and rocks for landscaping, and they were dirty and scuffed and caked with mud and compost just half an hour ago. Now they are cleaned and greased to waterproof them against next week&#8217;s gardening adventures.

I may or may not have a boot fetish. And also perhaps one for the act of boot blacking. Even more satisfying is that some of these are work boots— I was in the garden today raking and shoveling dirt and rocks for landscaping, and they were dirty and scuffed and caked with mud and compost just half an hour ago. Now they are cleaned and greased to waterproof them against next week’s gardening adventures.

princeofprance:

I’m sorry for the all caps but this is a really big opportunity for trans folks on medicare to get their surgeries covered. I might have complicated feelings about pathologization, government systems, etc, but this is about creating greater access to surgery for trans people on medicare. This is chance to flood Medicare’s inbox with trans voices saying that transsexual surgery is not “experimental.”

It’s worthwhile to note that the current state of transsexual health care coverage is due in no small part to Janice Raymond’s transmisogynistic agenda and writing that was used to create transgender health exclusion clauses in Medicare, and subsequently private insurance plans.

Trans inclusion will be a legislative priority over my dead body.

 Elizabeth Birch, Human Rights Campaign Executive Director, 1995-2004

 

figured now would be a good time to remind everybody exactly who these people are and exactly how much they value trans people

(yes, I realize Birch is no longer with the organization, but this is not because they found her ideas repellant—it’s because she retired)

Hrc, trans inclusion

(via neoliberalismkills)

This is the face of the HRC. The same organization that told a transgender activist to take down their trans* flag at the DOMA trial. The same organization that pushed for trans* people to not be included in ENDA, the Employment Non Discrimination Act.

Spread this like wildfire.

(via dearcispeople)

strugglingtobeheard:

crackerhell:

aragorn-sass:

iphisquandary:

aragorn-sass:

iphisquandary:

Sharon Henry, a Black lesbian district attorney of San Mateo, walked into a Bank of America and attempted to deposit a check for $27,000 from her domestic partner’s account into hers and withdraw $1,000. The teller looked up a listing for the partner’s name—Kathleen Wilkinson—but it was a different Kathleen Wilkinson than Henry’s partner, and the listing lacked the notation that Sharon Henry was allowed to make the transaction.

The teller called Wilkinson’s family, who stated they didn’t know Henry and the teller called the police. The police, failing to follow protocol, did not call the phone number on the check, and refused to let Henry make the call, put her under arrest. They locked her up and took away her phone and diabetes medication.

Finally, Henry was released two hours later after her partner arrived at the bank wondering where she had gone.

Henry, a prosecutor, has decided to sue Bank of America for negligence, stating that the bank acted the way it did largely because she was African American. The judge has ruled in BofA’s favor, stating that Henry’s suit is an “unjustified” attempt to violate Bank of America’s free speech. Not only that, but the judge ordered Henry to pay BofA’s $50,000 attorney fees.

Sharon Henry is considering an appeal.

Wow, look, black lesbians exist and they experience a unique reality of homophobia and racism. AKA fuck racism, fuck racism apologists, and fuck erasure. I’m glad she won, and I can’t say if she would have been able to if she didn’t already have her own resources as an attorney. Correction: She didn’t win! I got the names and abbreviations confused.

This racism is the norm, never forget that.

No, she didn’t win. She lost. In fact, the judge sentenced her to pay 50,000 dollars to BofA for infringing upon THEIR “right to free speech” (their freedom to wrongfully report her to the police). It’s all kinds of fucked up. She’s hoping to appeal, perhaps.

It’s hard to imagine anyone winning against BofA, let along a Black lesbian woman in a racist, homophobic country like ours.

Thanks for the correction! I got the names and abbreviations mixed. And now, re-reading it… Just… Even worse. Even. Worse.

vomiting

matthulksmash:

gaydudessquee:

THANK YOU! For proving that bears can pull off cool cosplay gear like this!




I would ride his light cycle any day.

matthulksmash:

gaydudessquee:

THANK YOU! For proving that bears can pull off cool cosplay gear like this!

I would ride his light cycle any day.

aquaticwonder:

Shades of Turquoise Ice

In the winter, for about five months or from January to May, the lake freezes over but the water is so clear that, from the surface, you can see an astounding 130 feet below you. Transparent and shining in a turquoise color, these masses of broken ice look like shards of glass rising into the sky. They are caused by the slow and unequal pressure in the main body of the packed ice as well as by the unequal structure and temperature.

So, is this somewhere in Middle Earth, or am I just being silly and it’s actually in Westeros instead? I can never keep mythical landscapes straight in my head. 

burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

the-stranded-fashionista:

preservingsanity:

i have officially lost it. 

i know why a raven is like a writing desk.

edgar allen poe wrote on both.  

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Nigh on twenty years knowing about this riddle, and IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THIS MIGHT BE THE ANSWER.

OH MY GOD. MY LIFE HAS BEEN CHANGED FOREVER

A raven is like a writing desk because they both have inky quills. ^^

Yeah, hehe, I’m totally gonna get her some water for when she wakes up. Then I’m gonna slowly, carefully slide a pillow under her sleepy head. And after that, I’ll totally let her sleep it off in safety. Hehehe. Hehehe. Oh yeeaaah.